Dear Louboutins,
You are perfect. Completely and utterly perfect. Just the mere sight of you makes me feel like no other shoe has ever before (and that's saying a lot, seeing as I have been with many other shoes before you). Your perfect, sleek lines and your fiery red heels make my heart pitter-patter every time I unexpectedly see a pair of you nonchalantly walking in public, and I can't describe the feeling I get when I try you on at a department store. Oh, Louboutins! When will you be mine? When will I be able to open up my closet and see you daily, in all your glory?!

...Oh right. When I get a job and/or the balance on my bank account is positive. FML.

With all the love in my little heart,
Laura